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Cult Podcast

Kansas City Madness

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.41.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

We recap our trip to Kansas City in prep for Illuminati Part 2 next week! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0

Thank you for tuning into cult podcast on Page Wesley and I'm Armando Torres and with us we have Andrei Gazeto

0:07.7

And we're back from Panic Fag.

0:23.8

Uh, yes, we're back from Panic Fest. It has been a hell of a few days and a, oh God, it's been a whole month. I guess you could, that could always be true. You could always say that. Most of the time it's been a month.

0:26.1

The only people who can't say that are babies three weeks and younger

0:29.7

or like three three and a half weeks and younger I guess and I mean you know for them it's

0:34.8

still kind of been a month it's just part of it was inside it's the first time it's

0:38.7

outside yeah any month out anyone the first month on the outside like their little baby prisoners and they're like

0:47.0

I'm free I don't have to do push-ups in the yard anymore.

0:55.0

How do you push up inside the womb?

1:02.0

Have you ever seen somebody that's like hella pregnant where the baby's like moving? Yeah. They're doing pushups in there.

1:03.8

That's so scary.

1:04.6

They're doing yard time.

1:05.8

I just, it was so wild.

1:08.5

One of the girls, well, we have multiple pregnant people at work,

1:12.1

and one of them had her baby right before we left for Panic Fest

1:16.3

and in the last like couple weeks she was there sometimes you would just like see the stomach move

1:22.0

it was wild.

1:23.0

That free, legit.

1:25.0

Yeah. Alien shit freaks me.

1:27.0

Dude, that baby came out so fucking yoked.

1:29.0

Full-blown crang.

1:30.0

Actually, the baby is adorable.

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