What's your biggest pet peeve?

Poor grammar.

Oh, poor grammar.

Like, I spend so much time on social media, like, correcting people.

How do you spend your Friday?

You're not even leaving hate comments.

You're just correcting their grammar.

Like, what's your side job?

I'm the grammar police.

All right, we're rolling yeah yeah i think our mics are all good and we're fucking back hell yeah we got the lovely the beautiful the hilarious

miss candis august in the pod studio today who speak of the devil. He's calling me.

Who?

Who we were just talking about? Oh, God. It's telepathic. Dude, I swear to God. The craziness is telepathic. I always think about that and I'm like, did you hack my phone? Are you listening? Are you the FBI? I think about that all the time. Do you think that too? I always think somebody's like watching, like, just constantly.

Even when I'm in my car alone, I'm like, somebody knows what I'm doing right now. Do you ever talk to the people you think are watching? Because sometimes I do and I'm like, they must think I'm so funny. I'll be like in my car, like, you hear that, Fred? Just smoke some weed or like whatever. You know what I mean? You know his name? He's Fred.

He's Fred or FBI agents Fred.

He's Fred.

Okay.

I don't know.

I never speak directly to whoever's watching me. Do you know his name or her name? No, no, no, no identity at all. They're just, they're just a presence. Oh. Like a silhouette. Is that like religious guilt from childhood or is it like the government?

I don't know what it is, but I will tell you, I recently like looked up like therapists that specialize in paranoia because I think I have a problem. Oh. I swear to God. Do people really specialize in that? I don't know. I was looking it up. And they have some that like, you know, they do whatever. But paranoia is one of the things that's listed there.

They totally should.

Yeah.

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