Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

Nobody's eating cats. Nobody's eating dogs.

We found a cat. We toss it right in the soup.

Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day.

Whoosh.

But this agent actually failed one or more of her training exams when she first joined the secret service.

You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

I know. They're called Doctors.

Live from the Matthews brothers studios

originally thinks of black jobs I love this phrase black jobs tell us a lot about the

man and about his character. character.

Your help, in just three and a half years we've created over 2 million new black jobs for black Americans and black

whoish.

By the way, the next black job to be filled is as President of the United States

America. All right, Watch me.

Bush.

By the way, I'm proud to be, as I said, the first Vice President, the first Black Woman, served with the Black President.

Rump Swabs, Hacks, and Moon Bats Beware.

It's... Howie car.

Carr.

844, 542, 42.

If it weren't for double standards, there would be no standards at all for the Democrats.

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