Good morning for Daily's show. I'm Neil Primeman.

And I'm Toby Howell.

Today, so you stole $100 million worth of crown jewels from the Louvre. Now what?

Then the NHL is cozying up with prediction markets, much to the chagrin of traditional sports books.

It's Thursday, October 23rd. Let's Ride. I know everyone's busy with

work and brainstorming a Halloween costume, but it's worth a reminder that the government is still

shut down. And yesterday, the 22nd day into the funding lapse, this government shutdown became

the second longest in history,

surpassing the 1995-96 shutdown from the Clinton administration. The odds are growing. It could

become the longest ever, a record that stands at 35 days. President Trump is heading off to Asia

later this week. House Republicans are staying home in their districts, and no one seems

particularly eager to

restart talks over expiring health care subsidies, the sticking point between the two parties

that resulted in the shutdown. As GOP Senate Majority Leader John Thune said, we have negotiated. I

don't know what there is to negotiate, kind of like me when Toby requests a ridiculous fantasy

football trade. First of all, respond to my trade request.

Second of all, it's pretty wild.

Second longest in history.

And we haven't really talked about it because of how little progress is being made.

I mean, the Senate failed to pass the House bill for a 12th time yesterday.

Tomorrow, federal workers will miss their first full paycheck.

They've already missed partial paychecks, but tomorrow is the first full one for a lot of people,

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