Hi, my name is Kaye Quoko, and I feel suspicious about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Well, you know, I've been here before you asked back a second time so I'm thinking

maybe the first time didn't go so well.

This is a sting operation.

This is what I'm wondering.

You have not paid your taxes in four years. walking lose, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. And what are you laughing about?

Well, you know, often when you come right in with a, hey son and I just exchange a look like is he

gonna make it through how's this gonna go and that makes me self-conscious well

that's even I can't I can't roll through you know no now we won't look at each other

Well, I might want I might want to put up some kind of curtain or something for the open and then it slowly rises so that you can see each other once I've gotten

through the open but I it is distracting.

Okay, sorry.

And we need to run this like a professional organization.

Take it again.

We won't do anything. No, no, I just want to tell you that hey there.

Hey there!

Well, I'm to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I do need a friend.

Always in need of a friend. You can't have too many friends actually not true you can have too many friends yeah who

I just you know if you had like don't you find that sometimes like you get to a certain stage of life and someone is kind of interested maybe in being your friend and you think I'm all set.

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