Kaitlan Collins Crushes Donald On Colbert

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🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

Today we replayed the moment Trump tried to dodge Epstein questions from Kaitlan Collins by doing what he always does with a woman reporter: insults, sexism, and "why don't you smile."

Then we watched her go on Colbert and explain the obvious: you don't "smile" while asking questions about survivors. Her calm response made his behavior look even worse.

We also covered:

Ted Lieu laying out what the law actually says about "party guys" and accountability
Wexner doing the "I was duped" routine on the day he's being questioned
Europe pushing forward with investigations while the U.S. keeps trying to stall

They want you tired and quiet. Don't give them the Me-damned satisfaction.

Love,

God

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0:00.0	Hi there, everybody. It's Wednesday, February 18, 2006. I am your host of hosts, the good Lord,
0:15.6	with the most, the one and almighty God. Welcome back to the God show. Hey there, Jesus. Hey there, Dad. I need a rhymy intro
0:24.8	like you have. You've got host of host, good Lord with the most. I'm going to need to think of
0:29.1	something. You're the king of kings and things. Oh, well, not on this show, but I am the king of
0:36.3	kings who sometimes sings and likes all kinds of
0:39.6	things, including Ping's.
0:42.5	You've got an easy one.
0:45.0	You just have to rhyme things that rhyme with thing and King.
0:49.2	Crack open at Dr. Seuss sometime, thing one, thing too.
0:53.5	In any case, thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to this broken
0:58.4	multiverse.
1:00.3	Uh, uh, sometimes you read the news, Jesus, and you're just like, they're coming for me.
1:08.1	They're going to put me into one of those mega prisons. No. That's what you got to hide up here. They're going to put me into one of those mega prisons.
1:11.5	No.
1:12.5	That's what you got to hide up here.
1:13.9	They're going to put you into one too. Don't worry.
1:16.2	Oh, great. Can't wait.
1:18.0	Happy hump day.
1:19.6	Happy home day, everybody.
1:22.4	And we are just here to try and stay sane, try and keep you sane through it all.
1:30.3	Today we have Caitlin Collins responded to Donald Trump's slam.
1:36.8	Well, it's not a slam.
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