Kafka, crap microphones and willies in zips

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BBC

News, Daily News, Politics

4.3 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Another summit, which we’ll explain with the help of Franz Kafka, an analogy of a willy stuck in a zip and some terrible microphones that the BBC really need to replace

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0:00.0	BBC sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:04.9	Don't worry, everything's going to be OK.
0:07.0	Actually, I can't promise that, but the good news is
0:09.0	that you'll be listening to Brexit cast in no time at all.
0:11.7	I just want to take a quick moment to tell you about News Jack,
0:14.4	hosted by me, Angela Barnes.
0:16.3	It's a mix of sketches and one-liners
0:18.2	all giving the week's news a judicious boot in the jaffers.
0:21.5	And what's more, it's written by you, the people of Britain.
0:24.7	Truly, we have taken back control. Just kidding.
0:28.4	So don't forget to subscribe to News Jack, wherever you get your podcasts.
0:59.4	At the EU summit with the rally microphone.
1:01.6	The rally microphone.
1:03.4	Roll, roll, roll.
1:04.6	Is the attack of the way we shake, guys?
1:07.6	Is it waggle cans?
1:09.4	No, we welcome to this week's Brexit cast.
1:12.0	And they're still awful.
1:14.2	Brexit cast.
1:15.2	Brexit cast.
1:16.2	From BBC Five Life and BBC News.
1:19.6	Brexit means Brexit.
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