An ASMR guide for Marmite first timers. First, toast your pillowy soft bread. Push that.

Liberally spread that butter. Stroke that Marmite open. Dip that knife and spread that.

Don't overload and taste that. Marmite. Love it. Hate it. Get it on.

This holiday season I'm giving thanks to our friends at Manscaped.

Do I tell my extended family that I have the performance package 4.0 from the global leaders in below the waste grooming?

Not to mention, it includes their one more 4.0 trimmer to take my bush and score brownie points with the in-laws.

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As I like to call it, the perfect package for your package. Inside you'll find the one more 4.0 trimmer.

Weedwacker Eerin knows hair trimmer is my favorite. Crop preserve or ball deodorant. Crop Reviver Toner.

Performance bots a researcher unbelievably comfortable. And it travel back to hold your goodies.

I go everywhere with that. Whenever I go to the gym, go to the gym and travel back.

Think of it as a corticopia for your balls.

Nice.

There are lawnmower 4.0 trimmer features a cutting edge ceramic plate to reduce grooming accidents thanks to the events can save technology.

It also gives you the ability to turn the 4,000K LED spotlight on and off when needed for more precise shapes plus its waterproof cream.

Which means you can breathe in the shower in the bath.

Of course, package 4.0 also includes a weedwacker to chop the worst weeds up top in your nose and ear.

I use this because everybody gets nose hairs. The weedwacker just does the business.

Yeah, as I'm getting older, I keep getting ear hair, which is disgusting. So I take care of that.

And girls do not like that.

No, they hate it.

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