Hey everyone, welcome back to Switch Pride podcast, episode 139.

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We're back. It's Christmas right around the corner gang. Yeah, Christmas time.

I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna kill Santa this year.

Yeah, Santa's probably got big innards like whales. No one ever tries to stop him. They always view him as this like

wholesome entity like yes put this man in my house let him squeeze through my

chimney come down here and give me a little gifts but I think he's an intruder I don't want him in my home and so I'm going to lay big traps I'm going to lay a big bear trap at the bottom of my chimney.

I think I actually have no urge to kill Santa. What? Yeah.

Penny you understand me right like this guy needs to die.

Uh well he is all about his ho-ho-ho's and I do get respect a... No, come on, you think he's going to give you any of them?

Oh, yeah. Well, he probably has elf hoes, right?

You know how fucking bad Santa wants those hoes because he's got to deal with Mrs. Claws'

p-s-s-s-s-all day.

So that one day of the year where he gets to mess with his ho-ho-ho's, like I don't think he's going to give him up, man.

Do you think, I mean, Mrs. Puff, I said Mrs. Puff is fucking his ass all year long.

No, Mrs. Clause probably.

She probably got that Yilf Kooch.

Oh my guys, she's got that nasty gilfooch.

Fucking smells like Antarctic fish.

Oh my God, I died.

You imagine?

I bet Polar bears, like, uh, accidentally go into Mrs. Clause's room and try to like sniff around because they they smell her cooch.

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