This is an IHeart podcast.

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my

strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he keeps toiletries in his car.

We'll get into that in just a bit, because right now the nephew is here with today's prank

phone call. What you got for is Neff?

This right here, this right here is called Kay Miller, okay?

Kay Miller.

Now, I need everybody to pull over.

You might want to put your seatbelt on a little bit tighter because Kay Miller ain't no joke, all right?

Kay Miller. Cat dog, if you, all right? K. Miller,

cat dog, if you would. Let's go.

You get your butt over there and sit down. When I get through talking to him, then I'm

going to deal with you. Get your butt down, Patrice, right now. Hello. Hello. Who is this?

Who is this? I'm looking for K. Miller. Who is K. K. Miller? Is this K. K. Who is this? Who is this? I'm looking for Kay Miller. Who is Kay Miller? This is Kay Miller? Let me tell you something, man. This, Percas, already know I've been finding out from people that you've been coming by my house when I'm gone. And you've been over here with my wife, Patrice. So let's get it all out here in the open. I'm looking for you. You hear me? Hey, man, I don't even know who you are, man. Sit your butt down, Patrice. Sit it down. Kay Miller, when I find out where you at, when I get my hands on your ass, it's going to be over with. Hold on. Now, I am Kay Miller, but you ain't going to do s to me. Oh, that you can kill. It seems like somebody, you know, is your growling and you know you can't handle it. And I don't appreciate no lightweight cupcake a-a-calling me. It's choosing me to doing something I ain't done yet, but I will do it. No, you ain't, look, don't't. I ain't got enough in me right now to hold this pressure. Now I'm looking for your ass, and when I find you, dog, this ain't going to be good between me and you. Now, you don't got enough because you ain't your girl, right? That's why you're calling me, accusing me a fucking your . But you know, I might well go to them f*** because it sounds like you ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing.

Hey, don't, don't sit in. me accusing me of you know I might well go down because it sounds like you ain't doing

what you're supposed to be doing hey don't don't sit here and say nothing stupid to me like this hill

dog matter of fact we can just meet right now and get all this old sit your butt down patrice

don't move till i'm through with it now mr k miller let me tell. Why don't we just meet up and get this over with? We can do that. We can go ahead and meet up. And when you meet with me, make sure you put your lip down and work your jelly because I got something for you. Make sure I do what? Put your lid down and work your jelly because I got something for you. You ain't going to talk to me crazy, though.

Hey, man, look here.

You know, you don't know who the fuck you're dealing with. Now, this is Kay Miller, and you've got the right phone number. But look here, you can't call my number after any kind of that fucking way. Now, I don't know who the fuck you are, but you don't need to be fucking with me. All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you.

And they already gave me the description.

You six, two, you drive a black crisis. And I already know when I see you, it ain't going to be good between me and you, man. Don't drive no crisis. You don't drive no crisis 300? Hell no, brian. Tell B. No, Bres. No, Bres What are you right now? That's what I need to know? You know, what are you right now? You call my... I'm... You're trying to mess with my brother and shit. My brother's going to get married. You calling him, accusing him from a shit. I know the shit ain't been doing nothing. So your brother's going to get married, but he's still going over to my house, messing my shit yo a bit down patricia but you ain't

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