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Right now, it is time for Junior and for the nephew with today's prank phone call.

Junior, what you got for us today?

I think it's going to be this year.

Somebody going to get Tommy with these titles.

I just think it's going to happen this year.

Somebody's going to catch him out there on this road with titles like this.

Today's title is, you've been seeing my wife. Somebody's going to get him. Yeah, yeah. They're going to catch him. He's going to be somewhere not paying attention and he's going to get God. That's it. You've been seeing my wife. Let's go, Kat. You get your butt over there and sit down.

When I get through talking to him, then I'm going to deal with you. Stitch your butt down, Patrice, right now. Hello. Hello. Who is this? Who is this? I'm looking for Kay Miller. Who is Kay Miller? This is Kay Miller? Let me tell you something, man. This, I already know I've been finding out from people that you've been coming by my house when I'm gone. And you've been over here with my wife, Patrice. So let's get it all out here in the open. I'm looking for you. You hear me? Hey, man, I don't even know who you are, man. Sit your butt down, Patrice. Sit it down. Kay Miller, when I find out where you at, when I get my hands on your ass, it's going to be over with. Hold on up. Now, I am Kay Miller, but you ain't going to do shit to me. Oh, that you can kill. It's me like somebody, you know, it's fucking your growling shit. You know, you can't handle it. And I don't appreciate no lightweight cup that guy calling me and choosing me to doing something I ain't done yet.

But I will. your girl and you know you can't handle it and i don't appreciate no lightweight cup that

a guy calling me accuse me of doing something i ain't done yet but i will do it now you look

don't start this here today don't i ain't got enough in me right now to hold this pressure

now i'm looking for your a a a little bit and when i find you don't this ain't gonna be good

between me and you now you don't got enough because you ain't f*** your girl, right? That's why you calling me, accusing me a fucking your. But you know, I might go over there because it sounds like you ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing. Hey, don't sit here and say nothing stupid to me like this hill, though. Matter of fact, we can just meet right now and get all this, though. Sit your butt, Patrice. Don't move till I'm through with it. Now, Mr. Kay Miller, let me tell you something, man. Why don't we just meet up and get this over with? We can do that. We can go ahead and meet up. And when you meet with me, make sure you put your lip down and work your jelly because I got something for you. Make sure I do what? Put your lip down and wash your jelly because I got something for you. But should I do what?

Put your lip down and work your jelly because I got something for you. You ain't going to talk to me crazy, though. Hey, man, look here. You know, you don't know who the fuck you doing with. Now, this is Kay Miller, and you've got the right phone number. But look here, you can't call my number after any kind of that way. Now I don't know who the f*** you are, but you don't need to be fucking with me.

All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you, and they already gave me the description. You six two, you drive a black crisis, and I already know when I see you, it ain't going to be good between me and you, man. Don't drive no, brysalm. You don't drivesler 300? Hell now, B. B. Don't die no Bres. Okay, what you drive? No, no Bias. I'm going to kick your. You don't drive no Chrysler Black 300. Now, my brother's driving a Bricer. What's your brother had right now? That's what I need to know. I'm worried about what my brother is. brother, what are you right now? I need to know. You know what are you right now? You are?

I'm right now that's what i need to know where you're worried about what my brother what are you right now oh yeah i need to know you know what are you right now you are

you calling my house i just trying to mess with my brother and shit my brother get married

you calling him accusing him of some i know the s ain't been doing nothing so your brother

fin to get married but he's still going over to my house, messing with my... Sit your a-down, Patrice. Because you ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing. He is laying the pipe, he landed right, and your mama's getting a delight. Look, I ain't got time for your little nursery arms now. Look, ain't you Kay Miller? Yeah, I'm Kay Miller, but my brother's a fucking Miller. Yeah. Your brother named B. Yeah. What's your name? My name is B. Miller. Both of y'all is Kay Millers? Yeah. Okay, but your brother is the one that drives your black three hundred Chrysler? I'm going to warp his ass as soon as I see him. What do you?

You ain't gonna do a thing in my brother,

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