Hi Dory, Hi Kate, it's a Patreon special episode.

It's your Swan song.

You know, I guess, yeah, what is a Swan song?

It's like the, not the last, but the like almost last thing yeah I think it's like you know you're going out with a with a bang with a bang with a bang with a

swoop with a flutter of my wings.

Indeed.

You know, speaking of swans, there's a whole scene at the swan boats in my new book.

Oh, fun! There's like a lot of swan boat references. If you have

ever been to Boston, you know what I'm talking about. There are boats you can ride with little swans on them.

Is there sex on a swan boat? There's not sex on a swan boat. That would be

probably illegal because it's very public. I mean... But again it's fiction so I guess you know I guess the next book I write should incorporate public boat sex. There you go. That's what I'll be doing.

Now we're talking. Host Forever 35. Well now I will read that book. Thank you Dory. Thank you. I'm glad I finally figured out what I needed to do to draw you in.

Yeah, I mean look all it took was public sex on a swamp.

I can make it the most Boston thing ever. They're just eating Fenway, Franks, while they...

Gross.

I know.

Disgusting. I know disgusting. Let's talk about our holy grails. Oh yeah let's do that.

Let's do what we're here to do. So we asked like what would you like to hear for these last few

patron special episodes and folks asked for kind of like a well one there was a request for banter which I feel like look we're going to give you

that no matter what we talk about. Oh yeah we could be talking about medieval artifacts and there would be banter.

I mean that would be weird.

It would be so weird if we were like for one of Kate's last episodes. We're going to just talk about some medieval artifacts

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