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If you don't mind, I will begin at the beginning.

It's a new day. Let's get going.

One, two, three.

One, four, five, six.

B-A-G!

Eight.

I'm gonna speak about the other day.

Dinosaur.

Crazy, right?

Yeah, when I talk to a citizen, you have to speak in American English.

What are the kind of English users? They're British?

Thanks for asking. I'm going to put this as delicately as I know how. You can short all my balls.

Mind how? I deserve this.

Get ready. Time yourself on this one.

You can go the bathroom.

Take it on.

Take the dark for a walk.

But bring your transistors to radio over here.

Go, oh God, that joint. My friend.

Pass it over to me.

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