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Hi, John.

Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a fan.

How are you, John? Good to see you.

I'm amazing. How are you guys?

Well, we'll decide if you're amazing or not, John. That's our decision. We are the judge, jury, and

executioner. John, that made no sense, and I apologize. Where are you coming to us from

right now, John? Located in Reno, Nevada, just north of you guys. I was going to go by your

house plant behind you and your guitar that was Reno.

I'm coming in hot and I apologize, John, but I just had some very sugary cereal.

The company that makes fruity pebbles sent us in a couple of boxes of fruity pebbles,

and I had three bowls of fruity pebbles with whole milk, yes.

That's my favorite cereal.

It's out there. There's tons of them and i it's like i mainlined uh something that's uh much purer than crack cocaine

um big bowls or small bowls how much volume are we tell yeah how dare you ask me a question

john um i came in way too hot john and that's a fair question. I would say

a medium-sized bowl, a healthy-sized bowl, and that's why I'm revving a little bit, and I blame

the people who make the delicious and fantastic fruity pebbles. John, let's get to the point.

You come from Reno. What is it you do? Who are you? Tell us about this man named John.

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