Well you put the sauce on the pasta after it's done you don't do you don't

reverse that order that's not how food works sweetheart. Well I'll show you how to

do when I come home but I can't show you how to do everything you want me to wipe

your ass too. You do okay well here we go and this is what 45 years of

marriage can get you if you stick with it. I got to go on Mount TV. Love you guys

welcome back to the show I'm Dr. Phil you know that you've subscribed you've

lagged you've been enjoying the journey and the the pleasure train that is my

life and my show where I dedicate my my my my days and my hours and my

minutes in my heart to to find out what's troubling you and and see if we can

flip the script on that turn that front upside down and extend it into a

smile not too wide though you don't want to scare the kids or the birthday

clowns who are going to inevitably become pedophiles but I think what we what

we love about the day-to-day and the grind and the ups and downs of this

so-called life my so-called life starting clear days is that it's never guaranteed

and my guest today is some someone who knows that better than anyone because

his life has been one big pile of shit please welcome Ted. Hi my name's

Ted and I'm addicted to pussy. Is it is that good? Well if we were in a pussy

anonymous meeting that'd be perfect but this is not that. No this is a show

this is a Dr. Phil show where I break down I knew that but I built up I didn't

know if you like did like pussy anonymous as well. Well it sweeps weak yeah we'll

enter in some cheers. We love that we love you Dr. Phil.

Ted what are you into? What do you like other than

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