We're all gonna die. That is true. Here's one thing that I'll say to you. Try to have fun. Leave a mark on this world. You gotta have a spark of joy.

Wherever you go. Have fun.

Hi there. Hi there. Hey guys. Hey guys. Do you smoke weed? I don't. Dude. That's why we get along so well. Yeah? I don't either. You don't get it? No. Yeah.

We already have enough things going on. I'm high on life. I tell people that it comes corny from me, but from you sounds natural. Yeah. Well, you know, I shoot it in my veins. I shoot life into my veins. I mean, I do heroin. Yeah. Yeah. I call heroin life. Yeah. Come on. What are we doing? Yeah.

Go on the street. Hey, you got a little life for me. Hey, what do we got here? I've gotten beat up before. Have you ever gotten like in a brawl or like beating up like in a street scenario? Yes. So many times. From running your mouth. I got my orbital smashed in a bowl. Yeah, from running my mouth.

It certainly wasn't for looking good. Oh, look at him. I'm going to have him in a nice jawline. This did just job for three months. I think it's pretty good. Look at this guy. Oh, yeah. I turned down. I never turned down auditions because I don't get like a crazy amount, but I got a commercial audition that I turned down today that was like for this allergy commercial that it was clear that it was just like they were cats.

I was passing a dude with a big nose. Oh, wow. And I was like, I just don't. That's great. I just don't want to do. What was like the specs of it? It was like it was a breakdown. Man has itchy nose and start scratching it. I'm like, yeah, I know what this is. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, like, I like, you know what I mean? Like, I'll make fun of it in a in a comedy setting, but like, I don't want to be because big nose man in commercial. Oh, yeah. Dude, I get like with nothing comedic in the commercial either. It's not a funny at it. It's literally like people with allergies. I mean, you've allergies. Which I do. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I like, you know what I mean? Like, I'll make fun of it in a comedy setting, but like, I don't want to be because big nose man in commercial. Oh, yeah. Dude, I

don't want to be the poster boy. I get stuff that's like, disheveled man makes women uncomfortable. That's what you're gonna I'm like, what? Huh? Yeah. It's a little bit too spot on. Man pauls at himself. We need a man who's high on light. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh,

Oh, death

Till death till death to us part are we recording? Yeah, oh, yeah, dude

I'd just like going getting into it. You got you. You got organic. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we could be sold at Trader Joe's

Oh, absolutely because we stocked and ready to go

Mm-hmm. We have good insurance plan. Okay, well some of us do I don't know

I know if you have good insurance. Well, let me tell you the government still thinks

Hello edit

You had a crazy morning. Mm-hmm. I do want to recap that you told me when you're parking your car

But this is worth a retell on the podcast because it's so fresh in your mind. Yes, you text me while you're on the way here

Hey, hey, buddy. Really sorry my morning got offset a little bit because I got a ticket and I was like do that sounds like

It was funny though when I when I I saw you I go what happened and I think that you first thought

That that I was asking you like like why are you late? But I was like no no the ticket like I wasn't upset about you being a little bit late

But I was like what happened you like let me tell you

This is a good one. Yeah, well, I will just say in preface. I hate Los Angeles. Mm-hmm. I

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