JW Ep 217 - Ari Shaffir

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Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	Wait, that's what I'm saying.
0:01.6	Lean on me, when you're not strong,
0:07.5	and I'll be your friend, and I still can't quite fix it.
0:16.3	I can't quite fix it.
0:17.3	To bad voice.
0:18.3	Oh, these, these are the people in your neighborhood.
0:37.3	Still say it's bad.
0:38.3	You know, I don't do karaoke because it's offensive to people.
0:42.3	That's why you don't do it?
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:44.3	Is that why you haven't done the comedy gym?
0:45.3	Yeah.
0:46.3	Yeah?
0:48.3	What would be your song, though?
0:50.3	Well, a karaoke song is always speak songs.
0:53.3	So like, what's the one about the chick who's getting beaten upstairs?
0:58.3	My name is Lola.
1:00.3	Lola?
1:01.3	I live on the second floor.
1:03.3	My name is Lola upstairs from you.
1:06.3	Yes, I think you've seen me before.
1:11.3	It's Susan Vega, is it?
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