If you have a heart condition, you can't have a volunteer for this.

Yikes! Who would have thought that? This show is intense, dude!

He's on his way to the hospital! Give him a plush for hospitals!

Hi, and welcome to this new chat show that I have. My name is Feminist Stacy, and today I have on my new friend Linda, who's also a feminist.

I'm a real feminist because I got sucked off three dudes on my way here, so someone's actually making a difference.

Okay, so what do you mean you sucked off three guys on the way here?

Yeah, it's called liberating yourself. You heard of it.

But why would you lower yourself to a man's knees and suck him off when he could have clearly gone down on you?

What you did? Well, I didn't lower myself. I was underneath the van because I was fixing it because that's what a woman does.

Okay, I'll give you that.

So what I did, the guy came by and he said, that's my truck, why are you fixing? I said, well, obviously someone's got to fix it, and I can't trust a man too.

He said, get away from me, and then I basically took down his pants and sucked him off, and it's called liberating yourself, and I took the power back from him.

And then while I was in the zone of taking the power back, there was a guy that was delivering a pizza, so I sucked him off, and then also I should mention that I'm polyamorous.

Okay, so all of this is, I think it's a good thing to discuss as a couple of feminists. I think that some of that, I think you need to, as women, we need to suck whatever dicks that we want.

I think that we can put it whatever dicks that we want in our mouths, but at some point, we don't want to become like it's too free.

Do you know what I mean? Then because then the men are taking advantage of us and our sexual prowesses.

No, I felt so liberated, and I should also mention that my eight year old son was there to watch.

So I left his father because his father didn't want to take my last name retroactively.

Okay, I like this, continue.

So then me in Marcus, my son, I took him out onto the street, and I had to show him that women can objectify men too by blowing them all.

Now is your son a feminist as well?

He's a feminist boy, yes, I've been raising him gender neutral, and I've been raising him to not. I've been raising my son. He says that he's straight, but I told him he waits till he's 25 before he makes that decision.

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