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Jeremiah wonders...

JW Ep 204 -D. Stanhope, E. Pepitone, K. Metzger, J. Potter, K. Ryan

Jeremiah wonders...

Jeremiah wonders...

Comedy

51K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0

Hmm, but crack, but crack, but crack, above your but crack, like in the middle, like, like the sun, in the but crack.

0:30.0

Hey, welcome to another edition of Killtony. I thought that would be very funny to just start my own Killtony, because sometimes I find him a little aggressive.

0:46.0

And I just like do my own Killtony and call it Killtony. Call it Killtony, but you're the host. And like, make him sue me. Yeah, yeah. Just go, yeah, just go through the the court stuff and all that.

0:58.0

These were comics. Never going to you're just going to be angry about it. Yeah, never follow through. Nobody's really legitimately going to astray, sir. Yeah, absolutely. Nobody's going to really go through the court process as a comic.

1:12.0

Just a lot of a lot of tweets, a lot of tweets. I've thought because I've fucking whatever a million fucking specials and I don't own a lot of them.

1:24.0

Isn't that weird as a comic to not. Yeah, but you can't copy right comedy. That's the whole thing. Yeah, you can't someone steals your joke. Fuck you. And I thought, why don't I just steal my own specials?

1:38.0

And well, I said, uh, instead of, uh, in that one. So it's different. And then just rerecord all of my specials and own them. The problem would be trying to remember how all those fucking pits went after all those years. Yeah, I think it's

1:52.8

specials you have that. That's crazy. I don't fucking know. I mean, I, if you, if you want to include CDs back when I started doing CDs in 1998, probably like 11 legit ones and then some bootlegs and like, we did one CD. There was a special, uh, it was a benefit for a friend of ours stomach stapling. And yeah, but the point is the ones that I don't own.

2:21.8

Would it be harder for you to go back? How long have you been doing it? Like about 12 years now? Would it be harder for you to go back and memorize an old bit and be able to sell it with confidence or just write new shit because they're both difficult.

2:37.8

It would be, it would be a hard task to go back and try to remember, especially like just the way you do. You know, when you're in full rhythm. Yeah. And really nailing all those like idiosyncrasy and you mean it and really sells. Yeah, that would be. It's almost easier to just like you're saying, right? A new hour. Yeah. Uh, so that's why I didn't do that. Yeah. And also the people that own those specials would be really cantankerous.

3:05.8

I would buy my next special. They would get no money. You'd be poisoning your own supply. Exactly. Yeah. Don't shit. Don't don't shit where you eat. Yeah. I still will, even though like, it's funny. People will laugh at it sometimes. I'll still sell CDs on the road because people will still buy them. Surprisingly.

3:26.8

We did one. It was just a special where things that you cut out of a special where you go. Yeah. So I took a bunch of like good material, but it wasn't. It didn't it didn't make the final cut. So I did an hour at my own house.

3:50.8

So that just as an experiment, I forget my point. Uh, did you sell that? Oh, no, that's no. Yeah. We, we thought, oh, let's sell this VHS only because, you know, finals coming back. Let's do this one only VHS digital or VHS. You can get it on Vimeo or VHS. Those are the two options. Yeah. And then the, but I wanted like an actual VHS like the cover and everything. Yeah.

4:19.8

And though they put it out. It's just a fucking VHS tape and a fucking blank. I'm like, this is not what I want. I wanted the legit printing. The everything. Yeah. That's one. One of, I don't know. I don't want to put all comics in this, but the fucking laziness where I mean, I just trust management to do this. And then they don't. And you can't yell at them because you had zero. I don't want to deal with it. You deal with it. I thought you were going to handle. Okay. Well, I guess this is just what it is. No. No. No. No.

4:49.8

it's shit. How long you were special is good but yeah we still have limited

4:57.5

addition 500 VHS tapes we probably still have fucking 270 you never know they

5:03.3

might come back man you might you you should bring those back on the road I'm

5:06.5

sure there was a cool packaging well maybe it makes it too late it's the go the

5:12.5

goof is over I'm always ready to revive a good goof I always say I always say

5:20.0

that the goof is not died yet until you've really squandered it you were

5:24.4

fantastic you gave me some kind of motivation because I was at that outdoor

5:31.2

venue at the tent and I'm like this is horrible but it was mostly because I was

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