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JW Ep 182 - Danger Ehren

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Comedy

51K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Danger Ehren shares Jackass stories, he and Jeremiah shares the story of going to a strip club to eat with Ehren, being new dads, growing up as a Mortician's son, Near Death Experiences & more!! Follow @jeremiahstandup & @dangerehren New Scissor Bros Merch!: shop.upstatemerch.com/scissor... Support the show on venmo @Jeremiah-Watkins or by grabbing some merch at jeremiahwatkins.com Email the show at [email protected] Sponsored by FUM www.FumEssential.com Use Promo Code: WONDER to get 10% off! Jeremiah Watkins insta/twitter: @jeremiahstandup www.jeremiahwatkins.tv Animation by: Jeremy Sanchez @ghosttoast_toons Michael Carrington @mikethemicycle (insta) Neka Schultz @nekaschultz (insta) Poster art: @theartofgettingup AUDIO & VIDEO RELEASED MONDAYS AT: youtube.com/jeremiahwatkins www.jeremiahwonders.com

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0:00.0

I may have a special surprise for you really. Yeah. So our second guest. I want you to close your eyes right now because I hear them. All right, come on in. Hi.

0:15.0

Think about when you break it down like that. There's no other way to break it down.

0:29.0

It just sounds like such an excuse for us to put on songs and dress up as women. I guess so.

0:45.0

So not only do I look good, which I had no idea that I actually even looked like this because I've been taking corn. When you were wearing that mask, I wasn't sure that it was you the whole time that we walked up to the hotel room.

0:57.0

It could have not. It could have been anybody. I could have just intercepted the text. Hey, bro, I'll be there next thing. You know, I'm taking masks off for a different reason.

1:05.0

Oh, it's been a minute since I saw you, bro. It's been a minute since I've seen anybody. Yeah, literally I've literally seen like four friends in the last year and a half feeling that energy from you.

1:21.0

It's exciting. I feel like I could totally do Mars. Like if they were taking volunteers to get off this planet. Yeah, and they were like, you know, you're going to be isolated.

1:33.0

You'll be around, you know, maybe a hundred people for the rest of your life. I'd be like, sign me up. I'm cool. No masks needed. Whatever. Just fresh air. I feel like I could pull it off. I could do the rest of my life.

1:48.0

Just you're one of those people who adapted a quarantine right away. Well, I kind of adapted, but also is kind of nice.

1:56.0

You did a break. You used to just be alone. Just, you know, one or two people. Yeah. I mean, you get used to your core group real quick. Yeah.

2:10.0

But also back to the fact that, yeah, I did quarantine, you need break me. The quarantine me, me, me. Break me. Yes. Yes. I do truly believe I like might have been broken a little bit. But do you feel like you rebuilt yourself? No.

2:25.0

I feel super weird sitting next to you right now. I went to a blazer game last night. Like the grass by the way, they're doing good. Well, we lost.

2:34.0

I didn't tune into last. No, it's okay. But we are in the playoffs. You're in the playoffs. So that's good. That's why I meant the congrats. Exactly. But last night's game was the first game.

2:45.0

I have, I have season tickets. I've been going to games for, for like season tickets for 10 years. But since I was 12 years old, I've been going to the troubles of games.

2:55.0

And last night I went to the first game in a year and a half since quarantining me has happened. And I think the 8,000 other people in that arena probably was the first thing that they've done in a year and a half because it was literally like going to a semi pro hockey game.

3:13.0

And that's the fans were like, just going crazy chanting refs. You suck and they haven't even been out of the house in a year. And that's the first thing they can.

3:23.0

They're still in the parking lot. The game hasn't even started yet. Right by me. His bro not wearing a mask was like, I leave it. I'm like, she were leaving like everyone.

3:33.0

Like a girl got her, her pizza. She was holding a pizza and some dude just somehow busted by her and knocked to this brand new pizza.

3:42.0

Unbitten. No bites off of it out of her hand and it goes flying. And I'm just like, this is chaos. I'm wearing my mask. It's just nuts. Like how are we supposed to get back to this being normal?

3:54.0

But it felt good. It felt weird. I would like. Yeah, it felt good to slowly get back out of the. There's no slowly getting back to anything.

4:06.0

Well, when I've been it's full speed and shows on the road, you sense that with audience members because they're like, oh, like they're they're not sure how to feel.

4:16.0

Like being back out and like back out of the clubs and something like that. They're like, am I doing something wrong by being here? They're a little bit inside in their head.

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