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Jeremiah wonders...

JW Ep 127 - Dr. Phil: The Darwin Intervention

Jeremiah wonders...

Jeremiah wonders...

Comedy

51K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Jeremiah wonders... with Dr. Phil! Support the show at jeremiahwonders.com | Paypal Email the show at [email protected] Follow the show! Jeremiah Watkins insta/twitter: @jeremiahstandup www.jeremiahwatkins.tv Adam Ray: Twitter/Insta: @AdamRayComedy Edited by Gage Tijerina | Twitter @gagetijerina Animation by: Michael Carrington @mikethemicycle (insta) Neka Schultz @nekaschultz (insta) With Music by: @findmeasubmarine findmeasubmarine.bandcamp.com Sponsored by: Menchey Music in Pennsylvania @deekeighmatic & sethm710 Bronx Born Pizza in Bend, Oregon Instagram.com/bronxbornpizza LA Speed Weed twitter.com/speedweed Caveman Coffee Instagram.com/cavemancoffeeco Thank you Rich Young @_rich_young_ for the new curved soprano sax, and David Knowles for your help over at Menchey Music! Poster art: @theartofgettingup VIDEOS RELEASED WEDNESDAYS AT: youtube.com/jeremiahwatkins www.jeremiahwonders.com

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0:00.0

Hey friends, welcome back to Jeremiah Wonders. I've got a very special manscaped new product alert.

0:06.0

This just in Manscaped has released the first nose plus ear hair trimmer, the weed whacker.

0:12.4

What? Look in the mirror, mirror fellow, I bet you have a long and curly

0:15.8

hair staring right back at you. No more. Boring to your holes with the very best hair removal technology on the market with the manscaped weed

0:25.4

whacker.

0:26.4

Hey, have you ever tried to pull out of pesky nose hair with one of your bare hands?

0:30.1

Give it a try.

0:31.4

It's hard and it's painful. I cry a little bit every single time I use

0:35.2

tweezers but no. This puppy right here packs the heat with a nine

0:40.0

a nine thousand rp-m motor and cuts with a 360 degree rotary plate system.

0:47.4

Whatever you're throwing at this thing, the we whacker wax back and

0:51.5

mix your dick bigger. What? Its contour design fits every kind of muzzle.

0:58.0

And guess what? I've got a big old muzzle so I would know. Whether you're sporting a beak like me or an all-American honker,

1:05.0

this little guy will take care of whatever grows in your nose.

1:08.0

Works in the shower.

1:09.0

And for all my fellow Pinocchio's out there,

1:11.0

hey, it can go up to 90 minutes on one charge.

1:14.8

What?

1:16.1

Just to show you how powerful their whacking technology is, I will now demonstrate on

1:20.9

this legendary nose.

1:25.0

You hear that?

1:29.0

You hear that?

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