Juston McKinney "Moose and a Deer"

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, baby, we're starting the podcast right now
0:03.7	We're back. You know what's in live. Welcome everybody to the show
0:09.0	Started the social media podcast
0:15.3	Again
0:17.3	We're it all started before them all
0:21.8	So fun and crazy
0:30.3	This is an NPR
0:43.8	What's up everybody? Yes, we're back the very next day because my guest for yesterday
0:50.3	Is here today because I fucked up because I stink as you well know a texting I suck at it. I'm not good at it
0:58.4	I someone text me and that I forget about it in a month later. I
1:03.2	Hear I think I like phone calls everybody knows I'm a man. I'm 51
1:08.4	I'm from Medford, Massachusetts, and I like a nice call like men do men used to call each other
1:15.6	Call on the phone. What's up? And I didn't do it. I fucking and he wasn't here
1:20.8	But then we talked and then he said he can come today. So I'm doing that today doing it today
1:25.7	We're doing the podcast today with I mean one of my oldest friends from when I started in the business
1:34.3	this guy has a
1:37.2	Crazy story crazy back so many interesting parts to this guy and
1:42.4	He's here today just a McKinney everybody give it up for him. There he is. We're right across from each other
1:47.4	So we're gonna talk like this exactly so I apologize that that's in your face. It's a weird setup
1:52.5	No worries. I look Bobby when you didn't get back to me when I texted
1:56.3	I mean, I thought you didn't like me. I'm like that's just something wrong
1:58.5	I'm like I can't hurt me in a while. I know that was the case
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