Justin Martindale - 'Tis The Season

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Justin Martindale stops by as Randy describes a man who was arrested after throwing deli meat at police, Jason explains why a man drunkenly stole the thumb off of an ancient Chinese statue, and Daniel warns about trying to travel through time while driving, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in ways and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the new breaking down each epic
0:13.8	failed in Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they
0:18.0	you didn't make this up
0:21.0	so listen to our podcast,
0:23.0	to our podcast with co-host, our man Dan.
0:25.0	Mander, don't be a jerk,
0:28.0	because when the music goes,
0:29.0	which the funny hits, we are gonna take you down.
0:32.0	Stick around, make a sound, We are going to take you down.
0:33.0	Stick around.
0:34.0	Make a sound bunker down.
0:35.0	It's dump people town.
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1:13.7	Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town.
1:17.8	Population you.
1:18.8	Population Martendale.
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