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Duck Call Room

Justin Martin Pulled Over by Texas State Trooper

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Society & Culture, Leisure, Comedy

4.95.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si’s new teeth come with an unexpectedly silly side effect, and Martin shares how he got pulled over in Texas for what might be the lamest reason ever. Godwin is stunned to hear his long-lost fishing gear has turned up in a pawn shop across the country. John-David rallies the guys to go on a mission to fulfill Miss Kay’s latest wish. Duck Call Room episode #547 is sponsored by: https://storyworth.com/duck — Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://preborn.com/duck — Visit the PreBorn! website or dial #250 and use keyword BABY to donate today. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

On day three of leftovers for lunch, have a day off. Switch it up with a double cheeseburger for 249 on the McDonald's saver menu. Leftovers left the chat. Talk about saver satisfaction. Served from 11am, price and participation may vary. Fees applied to delivery orders, subject to availability.

0:34.3

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room. We have a new feature in this room that is not allowed on me and size table.

0:37.8

That's it. Welcome to the gar.

0:39.3

Look at there. Gar hole.

0:40.0

What's the person's name?

0:42.1

Caitlin.

0:42.7

Caitlin sent us a gar statue

0:45.5

with a button.

0:47.1

And when you press the button,

0:48.4

it says,

0:50.9

There you go.

1:45.1

There you go. Look. What a horn gar. And she also sent us some snacks too back here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Christmas trees. Christmas tree. It is April. April, bro. It is your birthday, man. There's a birthday, man. There's a bunch. There's some, there's, but there ain't no Christmas tree. There's a birthday, okay, it's almost your birthday. Hold on. Get them a birthday cake. Only a birthday cake. Happy birthday to you. I wouldn't sing it. I didn't know you could sing. I can't, I can't totally tune in a bucket. You just did? A shocking development, I'm going to give you two because they're going to fall apart. They're going to fall apart. They didn't ship well. Oh wow, those look good. Hey, that looks like a Christmas tree. Yeah, try one. A little squirched. That looks like a Christmas. Watch his face, folks. Watch his face. Watch his face, boys. You got some homemade brownies in there, too. I bet they're going to be good. Hey, the mob, I appreciate the sentiment. I bet you they're going to be good. Did you eat them? Plastic? Some of the icing. Is the icing any good? Hanging on. Hey, we can make one of them ASMR videos that are so popular.

2:04.1

Uncle Si eats ASMR.

2:06.6

Listening to Si, lick a little Debbie rapper.

2:10.9

America, maybe.

2:12.0

Gotta love it.

2:13.2

Now he's squeezing it out there like a popsicle.

2:15.3

You got a knife over that you've been playing with all morning. You could cut the wrapper open. We don't want to do the knife, do we? I don't, well, I don't want to listen to you squeeze that out that package. No. Well, I understand them, ASMR videos are a big thing. They are not my cup of tea. That's the worst. Why do people like listening to noises? And like, they like listening to other people eat. They like some.

2:37.9

And I don't know. Hey, Mikey, he likes them. Pretty good. Oh, pretty good means it's great. Yeah. I know him. Oh, yeah. Because that ain't much. He'll keep eating it. Yeah. How does that treat them new teeth? He's three Beezing.

2:51.5

He's too busy.

2:54.1

He's busy.

2:54.9

I ain't got time to tell you.

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