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Justin Martin Is Handling Twin Babies (& the NICU) Like a BOSS!

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Tread Lively

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.95.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

It's an emotional episode, people! Martin is TIRED but happy, and he can't wait to tell you all about his twins, Waylon and Jackson, and their first 12 days in the world. Martin also talks about what it was like for him and Brittany when one of the boys was admitted to the NICU. John-David shares his family's NICU experience, and he and Martin offer encouragement for parents who are currently dealing with newborns in the NICU. Uncle Si and Phillip ask all the new-dad questions you'd expect, and the boys all weigh in on how science and faith can coexist. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

He's back baby. I'm back. I'm real. He's got. He came in on two wheels. He's got

0:13.1

baby. Hospital bands on his arm. Yeah, I've to. To look refreshed though. Well, that's

0:18.6

a lie because I'm not. Let me tell you what you don't do. Don't try to... What are we? Day 12?

0:25.8

Yeah, day 12. Don't try to trim your mustache on day 12. You notice a little gap right about there.

0:32.8

Yeah, inside you can get a mirror to it. Whatever it is. I yoned and thought I was clear.

0:40.4

And I very clearly wasn't. And it's right on part. It's all gray. So now it looks like it's just

0:46.0

all skinned. I mean, it's actually still hair. We can fix that up for you. Fix it in post, Hunter. No, it's

0:51.3

so. It's... Well, welcome back. Thank you. Father of two. Father of two. Justin Martin. Got a pair of

0:58.8

them. Here. I'm here. Two at a time. Here, boy. It's all good. It's easy. Hold it in these. Hold it

1:04.8

two kids. And he's awake. Feeding them. No, no, no. Far. Yeah. Easy. No, not easy. Terrifying, yes.

1:15.0

Exhausting a different level than I've ever been in my life. I look back. Now I told Britney

1:20.8

this a day. I said, you know, I've slept in like during hunting season. Like, I'm just too tired.

1:25.5

I can't go tomorrow. That's a lie. All those times I just didn't want to go. I was not too tired

1:33.7

because I now know what too tired feels like. New level. It's unbelievable. Because with two of them,

1:42.1

you got to play man to man defense. Like, one of your counterparts can't sleep. Like, you can't

1:49.3

miss a feeding because there's two of them. They're both there and they're both my head and

1:56.0

they're both hungry at the same time. All the time. All the time. Well, not all the time. No,

2:00.7

we've got them pretty good. They're every three hours, close to three hours. But what do they get?

2:05.7

Well, they can crawl. Good. Okay. All right. Look, what do they get? You ain't tired yet. No, I'm

2:12.7

serious. No, you wait until they get to the crawl. It's serious. I'm serious too. I'm ready for a change.

2:17.8

Whatever I don't care what it is. You ended the hell boy. But what we're in right now, this can't last.

2:24.3

This there's no way this can lie. So have you had some help? Yeah. Last night was actually the reason I

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