Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey everybody.

My name is Doug and I love movies.

This is God of the movies.

Oh, that was so beautiful.

I brought a prize box today.

Yes, someone's going to win this box.

I just wanted to show it to you.

I'm going to throw it on the ground.

It says severance on the side of it.

It looks like one of those boxes you use to pack up your shit and leave your job.

There's even a big cardboard lumen, the evil company in the show severance.

Just some random ass items, like some coffee that says lumen on it.

And a cocktail shaker, this is after party.

Probably the best thing in here is a hat that says the fugitive.

Long live Quibi and all the great programming that they have over there on Quibi.

All right, so that's what I'm here to do today.

Since this is Netflix, as a joke festival, I'm just going to rag on all the other companies and streamers,

especially the ones that failed completely.

Oh my.

Let's see what else it says on here.

I carefully prepare all of this.

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