Justin Hoff

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Justin talk about sobriety, Taxi Driver, and buying land. Follow Justin - https://www.instagram.com/thejustinhoff/ That water slide/pool video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjjshcZoQxw Check out the updated tiers on Patreon! Get bonus content/merch and submit questions and topics for the podcast - https://www.patreon.com/craigconant/ Shout out to our sponsors!Sticker Supreme - https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ El Sativo Tequila - http://www.elsativo.com/ Comedy Showcase App - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour dates and merch, check out http://CraigConant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	600 in progress of most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.7	That's me.
0:23.4	I'm learning.
0:24.5	Now I just got to get fit so I don't keep doing this the whole podcast.
0:28.7	Hey, hey.
0:30.5	First of all, thank you so much, Patreon, all persons.
0:36.7	You bought me new microphones, new couches. I appreciate y'all.
0:41.8	And we got some new members. Meet fart.
0:48.0	The first time I read that, I can't believe I did it. Meat fart? Yeah. Meat fart.
0:55.0	Oh, no, fart.
0:56.5	Oh, it's Patreon.
0:57.2	Meat fart.
0:59.8	So someone signed up just as fart.
1:02.9	Fart just became a $5 patron.
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