Justin Hires - Top Shelf Local
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Comedian, actor, and podcaster Justin Hires (Killin It podcast audio Video) stops by as Jason describes a police chase involving a naked man accused of hit and run, Randy explains how a man stole an ambulance with a patient in the back, and Daniel warns against hitting police with a bible before pooping yourself, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Townies, it is a banger episode of Dump People Town. We have the wonderful Justin Hires with us. And man, we got so many chases, so much nudity. It's all here. We got a guy in a truck without clothes. The cops are mad and he's waving goodbye. Then we kick things at the very end to me because I have, what would we call this? A mad Christian, but... |
| 0:20.9 | With a name that doesn't match the face or the body. |
| 0:24.0 | That doesn't match the... |
| 0:24.9 | And we thank things over to Wisconsin, |
| 0:26.9 | which I normally love, |
| 0:27.9 | but it gets bad when somebody steals an ambulance |
| 0:29.7 | with someone inside of the ambulance. |
| 0:31.8 | Everything is on this episode of Dumb People Town. |
| 0:40.0 | Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware |
| 0:41.8 | They lack and grace and sometimes choose |
| 0:43.9 | The life they choose will make the news |
| 0:46.0 | Breaking down each epic bail |
| 0:47.9 | In Florida there's half-rice bail |
| 0:50.0 | I'm happy to say they |
| 0:51.9 | Couldn't make this |
| 0:53.9 | dumb So listen to our podcast jam With co-hosts I'm happy to say they couldn't make this love. |
| 0:55.0 | So listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan. |
| 0:59.5 | Man, don't be a jerk. |
| 1:01.5 | Because when the music, which the funny hits and we are going to take you down. |
| 1:06.8 | Stick around, make a sound, hunger down. |
| 1:09.0 | It's Dump People Town. |
| 1:32.7 | Hey, Tadies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town Population You Population Hires Welcome to the show dude Thanks for having me So glad to have you As a fan of yours As a fan of your work We are here We get to play And we get to talk about D people doing dumb things hey man look at let's go because amazingly the world's getting dumber and our dumb our smart fans dumb boots on the ground send us stories and we get to break them down with you |
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