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Your Favorite Band Sucks

Justin Bieber Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

"EvERyONe ALrEadY kNoWs juSTin BiEBer suCks!" That's you. And what you should be doing instead is shutting the hell up and pressing play because a) we're hilarious and b) you'll probably learn some stuff, smartypants.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Mark, have you ever wanted to make a podcast?

0:03.3

I do want to make a podcast. Why? Why are you asking?

0:05.9

Well, have you heard of anchor because I would say even if you already have a podcast,

0:10.8

you're probably paying for hosting unless you're already with anchor because the thing about anchor

0:15.3

is it is a free podcast host, but it also has all the tools that you need to record and edit your episodes right on a phone or a computer.

0:24.8

If you have an iPhone or a modern phone, you can use anchor and record a podcast. It will sound amazing.

0:31.6

You can even stitch in ads and monetize it right away, which is something that I would say no other platform offers.

0:38.6

For free, no, that's incredible.

0:40.4

Better than that, you can add songs from Spotify's catalog to episodes of your podcast.

0:47.1

Anchor also will distribute your show to all the major podcast apps just like any other host.

0:53.5

But here's the thing, if I'm going to start a podcast, why do I get paid?

0:57.5

Because you do want to get paid, right? Everyone wants to get paid.

1:00.3

Well, not only is anchor free, it's a way that any podcast can make money from their show even if they don't have a large audience.

1:08.4

Wow, it's really everything you need to make a show.

1:10.6

So here's what you need to do. Download the free anchor app right now or you can go to anchor.fm and get started today.

1:30.9

Everyone keeping score at home, Justin Bieber is Canadian.

1:33.8

Yeah, the first thing on my thing is actually like does Canada hate us? What does Canada have against us so they keep sending us all this bullshit?

1:44.6

It's pretty clear that they hate us.

1:46.6

Okay, I have an idea and I'll hear me out.

1:49.2

What if we do not distribute this podcast any more to Canada?

1:54.2

They're the ones who need it the most.

1:55.8

Well, that's true. Maybe we only distribute certain episodes in Canada because obviously Canada fucking hates us and just keeps shipping us their shitty stuff.

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