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podcast for Thursday. Hello. I'm feeling in a fairly chipper mood. I shouldn't be because I hate this weather. Every day I moan about the weather. Every day I complain bitterly about the weather. Every day I've got something to say about the weather. But then we're British. We wouldn't do it any other way, would we? So which celebrities are in the firing line for this morning? If you've never heard the free podcast, this is where I try and be nice

about celebrities, but it's a little bit difficult when most of them aren't celebrities. So,

and when you see people who are pretending to be celebrities, then I get slightly fed up with it,

because I always think to myself, you know, I want to be standard. They're shouting,

oh, you know, the scrubbers are out or whatever it happens to be, anything like that, where you sort of, you'd like to bring people down a peg or two, because that's what we do

in this country. We build them up, we knock them down. That's the fun thing. Justin Bieber, we

quite like to see knocked down. Anyway, Justin Bieber's got a new friend, and his friend he's having a bromance with is Cody Simpson.

Cody Simpson is 17. I don't know anything about him at all. It's just in the picture I'm looking at,

for a 17-year-old, he looks incredibly old. He looks as camp as a Christmas tree. And I don't want to be

rude about Christmas trees, because they're not necessarily camp. But you look at this picture,

he just looks so gay. You know, he's 17. He towers above Justin Bieber, who's obviously very tiny and thinks that he's some sort of, you know, some hoodlum or something like that. Anyway, they've got a bromance going. And it's all very exciting. But as I say, I have no idea who Cody Simpson is, but he's defended

Justin Bieber after Justin's altercation, which we did on the program this morning, with

Orlando Bloom in Ibitha. He made some derogatory comments. He obviously thinks he's very

clever, Justin Bieber. So I'm going to take too much to knock him out, as Orlando Bloom discovered.

Have you ever heard of Alex Maiton?

No, I hadn't either.

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