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The Truth

Justice Battalion

The Truth

The Truth

Fiction

4.74K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

How far is too far in the fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way? This episode asks some serious questions by taking the form of a Saturday morning cartoon. Written by Casper Kelly, and produced by Jonathan Mitchell. Performed by Jake Hart, Marc Thompson, Erica Schroeder, Billy Bob Thompson, and Graham Rowat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In the headquarters of the Justice Battalion, there are gathered the world's finest heroes.

0:10.0

Captain Kilova, Silicon Savior, Nightwolf, and me, Brightstar.

0:18.0

They're going to fight against wrongdoing and make the world a better place.

0:24.0

They are the Justice Battalion.

0:30.0

Our story begins one dark night outside the Google offices in Mountain View, California.

0:40.0

A mysterious van labeled Happy Cloud ice cream pulls up.

0:46.0

But the contents are anything but happy.

0:48.0

For this van contains the dastardly supervillain, the crying clown.

0:54.0

We've drugged the guards and we routed all security cabs, boys.

0:58.0

Perfect. Once we hack into Google's driverless car, Dase of Ace, we can control the roads and the world.

1:08.0

But suddenly, a voice echoes from the shadows.

1:13.0

Bad news, guys. I just Googled stupid ideas and yours was at the top of the list.

1:19.0

Who's there? Pumps have led in him, gang.

1:22.0

Shooting at me will add years to your sentence.

1:25.0

Okay then.

1:28.0

He still stared at him.

1:30.0

Get that light on him.

1:32.0

A goon shines a flashlight revealing a muscular figure through the smoke.

1:36.0

Cloud in all white with a yellow star emblazoned on his chest.

1:41.0

Oh no, it's Brightstar!

1:44.0

Yes, Brightstar.

1:46.0

Brought to earth as a team when his home planet Verzax was destroyed.

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