It's now time for just the terror with Nick Guerra. Found in translation.

Here's my glitch in the Matrix story.

About a year ago I was at work helping two customers fill out some paperwork.

They're both Chinese.

One spoke zero English and the other was translating for him.

I sat the paper in front of them, looked down and grab a pen.

As I was looking down, I heard one of them say, clear as day, where do I sign my name?

So I looked up with the pen and said, you your name right here sir. The translator looked

shocked and said you speak Mandarin I had no idea what to say I was just as

confused and shocked as he was I made up an excuse and said, I assume that's what he said to

hide how mind-blown I was. But no, I completely heard and understood him. And I'm not

sure but I may have answered back in Mandarin.

I don't think the translator believed me either because he was still giving me that

shocked look. So for exactly one sentence in my life. I spoke Mandarin.

Moving day. I think my family has a ghost that has followed us for a few years.

The first time I saw him was when I was in the third grade.

I'm the youngest with two older brothers.

My oldest brother Justin had moved out to Texas, so my other brother Chris and I had

our own rooms for a couple of years. Well, Justin moved back in. He took my room and I moved

in with Chris. One night I went into our room to get my doll from my bed.

I noticed a kid on his knees on the floor of my room in nothing but underwear.

As soon as I blinked, he was gone. I had seen ghosts before so I wasn't scared.

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