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The Friend Zone

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4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 191 minutes

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Summary

This week on #TheFriendZone, we discuss the month’s Hot Topics.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Friends
0:03.5	Every time I'm in the zone
0:05.2	I'm Francesco also known as
0:08.1	Hey friend hey
0:09.0	My name is Asante
0:10.4	This is the Friends
0:12.6	All
0:13.0	Listen to show you
0:14.5	If you don't sit your goddamn
0:19.7	ass down with them spaces in between your T, teeth, teeth, teeth, yeah, I had to bring it back from the bottom of the map this week.
0:29.0	God damn it.
0:29.6	I had to bring it back because what's going on this week, straight up warranted that.
0:34.7	You know what I'm saying?
0:35.5	I ain't even going to begin to discuss nor
0:39.7	describe how disgusted I am by the motherfucker that I got to mention. But let's mention
0:44.0	them, shall we? Because he always motherfucking mentioning us. And there's none other than chicken skin
0:49.1	ass Michael Rappapoor. That's who it is. Yeah. Tomato, tomato, tomato.
0:55.1	Just like the skin off of chicken before you cook it.
0:59.2	That's exactly what he looks like.
1:01.1	Every time you see him, I ain't never seen a motherfucker with so many red and blue deposits
1:06.2	underneath his skin and shit, because you know, he's translucent in the first place that thin skin
1:12.3	very thin skinned and you can literally see the the valve the heart valve beating in the chest
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