Can we talk about you sending us a supposed butt pick to show your butt gains in the group chat?

Supposed.

And it was so heavily face-tuned.

Okay, first of all, I would not face-tune.

There was a pillow in my pants.

Okay?

I did it the old-fashioned way. Oh my god, I literally thought that was FaceTune. Okay, I looked that good, really? I mean, I kind of like molded it a little bit. Okay. Hi, guys. Hello. Hello. Mack, are you okay?

You probably don't want to talk about it, which is okay. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just tired. What? What's not going on? Why would you do that? My wife is unwell. Why would you come in and be like, because I don't want, because of the thing. Well, it's, that's what the lady does. I'm going to start dangling.

I'm going to start dangling.

Lena, are you going to talk about your affair? Oh. We did the whole episode on cheating and like the whole time. I'm just like in the background like, I have a secret. Guys, I was listening to that episode. I literally sound like an undercover cheater.

Why did I have so many questions?

Yes, I do.

I was like, so how would you repair a relationship that I've been cheated?

Like, I was like, I sound suss.

Well, sure.

And then, listen, Ashley's the one that then comes in and is like, hey, you're all actually bad at this. This is how I would cheat and not get caught.

Yeah, wait, you sound way more suss than me.

Yeah, Ashley, and then.

Ashley would never cheat.

No, Ashley would never.

I'm such a simp.

Also, do you understand how hard it would be for me to cheat? That's what I'm saying. You could never pull that off. No, I'm saying I'm in an open relationship. Like, I would have to, like, really go out of my way to cheat. I'd have to work. Okay. And you sound guilty again because I was like, Ashley has a heart of gold.

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