Welcome to Rosecast. It's been a long time. But we're back. Long break. To our knowledge,

this show remains the number one bachelor at recap podcast host by a male and racial

best friend duo. I haven't checked on that recently. I hope it's still true. If it's

not, if you know for a fact that it's not, let us know and we'll just we'll take half

the merch off our shelves and we'll just have to start from scratch with the news.

We'll do it. It's no big deal. Classes in session a B because she's a teacher. It's game

time. Listen, I'm calling all I was going to say this later, but all the contestants are

her class the rest of the season. I'll be cool. I'm addressing the class the guys. I'm

just going to be saying the class going forward. I've made that decision half way through

this episode. The batch this show is kind of like a pit my ride and that they take one

or two elements of your life or personality and then they drill it into the ground until

there's nothing left. Oh, you like fish? Here's a fish car. Exactly. Where the entire outside

is a fish tank. No, I mean, I just had a couple of fish. It wasn't like when I was growing

up my life. But at least these are two. There's a lot of meat on the teacher and basketball

bone, which gives me hope for like those bones. Yeah, there's going to be good dates coming

from those. So I like that. I'm also very excited to see one of the things I think about

when I watch a show is I go, I wonder if that guy's any good at basketball or what we're

going to find out. You know, there's a basketball date. I can confidently say this cast

is the best basketball. If you put a five out there with this cast, it would throttle

any other cast in the history of this show, including Rachel's. Oh, no question. No

question. And Rachel had some hoovers on there. Rachel had DiMario. And all right, we're

so far off track. If you're a new listener, welcome. This isn't typically how it starts.

...