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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.66K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

This week on Patreon, Andrew, Akaash, and Alexx discussed: no chickens in Africa, Kylie Jenner's feet, Shaq's hairline, Schulz's girl sleep talking, Trae Young embarassing other players, getting peed on when high, Stylebender's upcoming UFC fight, Spike lee boycotting MSG and the Knicks, and much more. INDULGE!!! Loved the snippet you just heard? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 for even more sports commentary!

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0:00.0

Big coronavirus news that it was just telling us that all games in Italy, all soccer games

0:12.2

in Italy were going to be played without any people in the audience, any attendees.

0:18.8

So um, but what's the news though?

0:22.3

Oh, the news is that um, uh, luckily there's going to be no bananas thrown at the black

0:28.4

plate. That's that's been the, uh, that's been yeah, they're really, they're really upset.

0:34.0

Like the Italians are like furious that they have all these extra bananas that they're going to

0:38.3

throw out their black players. Yeah, I can barely speak. Um, don't ever let an Italian

0:43.8

European tell you that Americans are racist. Any European, but Italians in particular,

0:48.3

exactly we don't throw bananas at black people. That's wild. That was a senior. Remember

0:53.5

the Titan. That's a waste of food. This is America. Okay, we eat those goddamn bananas.

0:58.1

That was a senior. Remember the time. That's how not racist. We are. We waste the most food

1:02.4

and we would never do that shit. Oh, we do as waste food. Do we waste food here? We're

1:05.7

waste a lot of money. We're wasting nothing. Yeah, explain this to me. I thought we were the one.

1:11.5

I thought we ate all the food. No, we fat. Okay. But we still throw away mad food. You're saying

1:16.3

that like, to end of the day or something like that, just our books throws away bagels or stuff.

1:19.6

Like if you got the wrong order of Burger King, they just throw the whole shit out. You know what I mean?

1:22.8

Like, just the amount of waste is crazy and we still won't throw bananas at a black person. So if

1:26.7

it's so easy to waste our shit, why can't other countries just make that food?

1:33.9

What the saying is crazy. The food is so cheap that we could just throw it out. We so rich.

1:40.0

What? We so rich. But also the food is cheap because no one's just throwing out a Porsche.

1:44.3

Now we ballin' out here. Right. They're not. I know we're ballin', but like a hamburger. How much does a hamburger really

1:49.3

cost? 12 cents. I make dollars. 12 cents to McDonald's.

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