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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra
Global
4.3 • 808 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2020
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra. |
| 0:05.4 | Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. I trust you are well. I hope, I hope, I hope that you were one of those people who did stay in yesterday. I stayed in yesterday. I did go in queue, two metres, outside Marks and Spencers, and I waited about 20 minutes, and I got in and got all the stuff that I needed. |
| 0:23.2 | However, down in Richmond and all over the country, complete, I nearly said a very rude word, actually. |
| 0:29.5 | But I've decided I'm just, for the purposes of this programme, I'm going to call them immensely stupid people who went out there because it was a sunny day. |
| 0:37.4 | Obviously, limited intelligence, |
| 0:38.9 | parents with their children. I mean, what do we need to do? Do we need to take their heads and bang |
| 0:44.6 | them against brick walls or something? People are dying. People are dying. I mean, |
| 0:49.4 | have you really got a death wish? Because some of the stupid people, they're not even bothered |
| 0:53.6 | pixelating their faces in the newspapers because they're not even bothered pixelating their |
| 0:54.4 | faces in the newspapers because they're obviously completely stupid. There's some big fat bird |
| 0:58.2 | sitting there with a can of lager. And you think, I'm sorry. I mean, what is it about people |
| 1:03.3 | dying? You haven't quite fathomed. Do you know, I saw those pictures and I wrote a very rude |
| 1:07.9 | word to a friend of mine. I said, look at these people out there and she wrote back and went they're all I mean really it was the most stupid thing I've ever seen |
| 1:14.3 | Regents Park people sunbathing stupid people with no brain cell people who've got a death wish |
| 1:20.1 | I mean if you really want to die you know when you've got about it the right way congratulations |
| 1:25.3 | you are so stupid you really really are stupid. The police |
| 1:29.2 | had to stop some people having a barbecue on a beach and people swimming on the beach. Hello. |
| 1:35.0 | Hello. What is it about staying inside? Do you not understand? Are you a bit simple? Obviously, |
| 1:39.3 | yes, judging by the pictures of these people. You know, so people having a barbecue on the beach. |
| 1:44.3 | There was one family in East London were having an 18th birthday party with balloons |
| 1:48.3 | and the police had been tipped off about it. |
| 1:50.6 | And these people were so stupid that they actually thought it didn't include them. |
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