All last week I come in today you know what I find this is what I find on my desk when I walk in this morning my

desk was in jello this isn't even a joke so you know I'm laughing Caleb I know with you I saw you snooping around this morning it wasn't take it out it wasn't me do take it out it was the janitor look she's not Caleb take it out

so what happened there Michael the janitor had put the gentleman's stapler into jello yeah isn't prank he said anyway and so this classic trick from the original British office

yeah it's hilarious and so this guy pulled a prank on one of his students by a set in jello and he set up a camera and students came in I guess they're all in on it and this one student got picked on and everybody had good laugh at his expense

yeah so it sounds great and he's probably afraid he'd be expelled that's funny so it's good to have somebody to be the butt of the joke so we all choosing to be exactly why and who was the victim here

oh boy that's a stapler in jello is a classic man I haven't had a big ol serving a jello in a long time I remember being as a kid as I remember as a kid Gladys growing up in Chicago

she's a world more one better we're in a number eight jersey though that's cool that's a nice tribute that jello with like fruit in it red jello with fruit salad in it was it every post that noise

I never liked things in my jello hold me in that no that's when the jello's worth eating I like pure jello

oh just ground up cow hoof with artificial flavors that's the good just congealed sugar exactly man you could not go to a church potlock to a gathering of any human beings in that jello would not be there always

and in the funny shape because you'd made it in your jello mold you know talk about things millennials have killed how many millennials do you know by jello

and people would have the classic kind of ridged round one I remember people would occasionally have a rooster shaped jello mold or a fun you know really wacky a star shaped jello mold

that's a fun jello we've got Gladys it is fun Michael I was it was awesome just because you generation is looking hard car porn on the internet and smoking your marijuana

very big like a douche and it doesn't mean that the jello wasn't fun yeah we knew how to make jello fun damn you little jello and some lawn darts that's an afternoon tell you what tell you what good times oh we got a we've got a bigfoot spot

a sighting head we have a picture I don't have my glasses on the policeman in Washington state that's a tree that's a tree where's bigfoot he's exactly in front of the tree oh that's a beautiful hair that is that is a that's compelling that is a sass squash puts the sass back in sass of all I tell you that post yeah that's an oddly shaped tree trunk thank you for coming just reminded of one of my favorite Mitch headbert jokes of all time maybe bigfoot is blurry

is blurry that's the problem well thank you state trooper from Washington and the picture of bigfoot you still live from here yeah he's stolen a loose that was a guy in a believe rural North Carolina who had cited the sass squash nearest home it was vexing his dogs and he he went out and rough talked it bigfoot doesn't live in the southeast come on but he did mention that he would make a whistle

and run it to end up right make a whistle and grow on at the end of it I do it that way I sure that's loud enough Michael did did the guy address bigfoot's quaff at all that come up

hey beautiful hair I love people I really just thought mining you were it's forehead was just like mine in your and yet beautiful hair wow I can't tell you how many times

when my son had just long heavy metal hair we used to walk by him say he had beautiful hair a way had beautiful hair a one sentence impeachment update according to the Washington post the one for one witness swap is back in play

oh yeah bolton for hunter Biden bad for the constitution great for entertainment absolutely hunter you're a loser brief mention of this in last segment Charles M. Leber the chair of Harvard's Department of Chemistry and chemical biology this is the chairman was charged on Tuesday with making false statements about money you'd received from a Chinese government program

part of a broad ranging FBI effort to root out theft of biomedical research from American laboratories turns out this guy was on the take from China

now yeah the long short of it is he was a participate the participant in this allegedly academic Chinese program that was essentially stealing technology and he was a willing participant has now been charged together with three other prominent scientists in the area

let's see I'm scrolling I'm scrolling yeah how interesting and story I've told more than once would for new listeners some counter intelligence federal agents telling you the story wants that they went to a prominent university campus and said listen you have a number of people on your campus who are in the employee of the Chinese government they are masquerading as researchers and students but they are Chinese agents

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