But I mean, those kouillon were the biggest.

I think, I mean, it just stuck in my house. I was like, oh, my God. I couldn't even stop staring at him. Dude, I went to a hospital once to visit a coworker and just went into the wrong room. Oh, no. There's just a guy and, like, he's on his back. And look, it's my fault. I was in the wrong room. But he's just, same thing, completely naked, and his legs are just kind of up in the air, and he's like screaming.

Oh.

I mean, it was awful.

I just turned around like, to the wrong room.

Why was he screaming?

I don't know, but it was an odd sound. Like he was in a bad spot. And then like people went rushing in right after that. So I don't know what had happened. But just to see another grown man naked, his feet just kind of up in the air screaming. It's like, what in the hell it's going on?

Yeah.

Yeah. Also, this guy, all right, so think about like a Christmas wreath. All right. Okay, that was going around as Johnson. But the whole thing was white. And it was like the hairs were like four inches long. So it looked like he had like this. A bird's eye of your mind's side. Like a cloud going around the whole perimeter of this thing.

Like... So it looked like he had like a bird's up your mind stuff. Like a cloud going around the whole perimeter of this thing.

Like he had never trimmed it ever.

One day in his life.

It was like just the boys were out and the thing was coming through the nest.

It looked like cobwebs.

I was just like, what the hell's that?

Because I think I was just starting puberty at that time.

I'm like, man, I hope this is not where this is going. Right. I don't mind having some air here because I feel a little bit more comfortable getting the shower with my buddies, but still. This is the rest of the story. Look at that thing. What is that? It's amazing. Working at the pool, obviously, I saw my fair share of unsolicited nudity having to go into the locker rooms for whatever reason. Did you get into the women's as well? Of course not, dude. No. You know, when I had to go into the men's room to clean something or restock something, something like that. Old people for whatever reason, old men do not care. Do not care. They get zero Fs, dude. And same thing. They can be knocking knees. It doesn't matter. They're still just hanging brain. There was this one time. I remember on Sundays, we were closed entirely to the public. It was only private swim. It was only if you, if you bought some sort of a party. You have an birthday party, celebration, whatever. So I remember it was at my

very last party. It was winding down. It was like 4, you know, 3.45 whenever I got 15 minutes left on my shift. This dude walks out of the men's locker room. Of course, there's nobody's there because I'm the only guy that I'm there to receive the parties that come in and I'm on their lifeguard. This guy comes out of the dude's locker room and he walks over and he looks to me and says,

Hey, is it possible that I could swim out here today?

And I had to me and says,

hey, is it possible that I could swim out here today? And I had to tell him, like, sorry, no, dude, it's only parties today, can't have you swimming. So parties get done. They go out. I'm cleaning up. I finally go into the men's locker room to clean that up and get it scrubbed up. And this dude is just standing there naked, and there is this black abyss sitting right there in his crotch.

That just... locker room to clean that up and get it scrubbed up. And this dude is just standing there naked. And there is this black abyss sitting right there in his crotch. I don't know why he's still naked. There's no reason why he'd been in there. Way too long. Like 25, 30 minutes, dude. Like, there is no reason. He didn't get wet. He didn't dip a toe. There is no reason why this man should still be naked.

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