Just Eat That Pigeon!

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford is joined in Glasgow by Dave Johns. They discuss accidental thiefs, seeing ghosts and answer your agony aunt dilemmas.

Transcript

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to find life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation Weekly Lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C supply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:40.0	Good morning,
0:44.1	by Dave Johns.
0:45.1	Hey, Jason Scrippa be here, man.
0:47.1	I'll be looking forward to this.
0:48.3	Me too, me too.
0:49.9	So just if you are, at this point, people text in texting and stuff like that please don't do
0:54.3	that today because this is the confusing pre-record show where we recorded it on
0:59.6	Friday and to you it's Sunday but to me it's Friday it's like time travel.
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