When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night,

that have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unbearing, or a demon, or a ghoul,

whatever thou be, until thou art from the land, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arom.

Into our house and there thou not, through all fence, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, Creeps, Peepers, Roberts, and Annabels. I'm Dan, and I almost screamed at Lindsay.

What?

I was going to open up the show with like a really aggressive welcome, but then I remember that I'd also be shocking everyone who's listening.

And blowing out my ear drums?

Mm-hmm. That's why I didn't do it. I thought I almost did it. I pulled back in the last second.

I already have so many complaints about you in my ears.

Oh.

So, let's not add to that.

What a weird energy to start the show.

Oh.

I was thinking about making you angry.

Hi, I'm Lindsay, and I don't like to make my co-host angry.

No, no, sometimes maybe.

These are the last scares we're sharing for February already.

I know it's not wild.

Well, flying to 2022.

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