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I was asked by a brand that I'm traveling to an amazing location for. You have to choose two

original housewives for this campaign idea. I originally wasn't sure just because I don't

want to go back into the housewife cesspool, nothing to do with them, but you have to pick two.

So I chose two women. Then I'm sitting last week. My daughter is at an appointment and I have to just kill time and I know a girl who happens to be in Palm Beach and I say to her, do you want to just go get a margarita? And I sit outside at a quiet bar. No one is there.

That's not true. 20 people are there. And slowly but surely like chic-ish type of people start walking in, like Palm Beach type people, like gays dressed

to the nines and women in head-to-to-tow pink or Lily Pulser or florals. And I'm like, what's going on? It's a weekday. I think it was like a Tuesday. And I'm like, what is happening at 5 o'clock? Is this what goes on in Palm Beach? People are just coming here and having cocktails, like, this is great.

So I realize that there's like a game night there.

So lo and behold,

Ramona coming here and having cocktails, like, this is great. So I realized that there's like a game night there.

So lo and behold, Ramona Singer walks up to me in a sleeveless matching set,

pants and a tank, and it's like head to toe.

So Ramona coated, if it were St. Bart's, it would be mac or may.

We're in Palm Beach, so she's wearing coral head to toe. You have to always celebrate Ramona being Ramona. Like, Ramona's the truest, most crystallized form of Ramona. I happened to fall upon a video the other day where she thought she was eating pistachios, but she ate dog food and she told us. And I was like, I love you. Chef's Kiss. She has learned how to be the most Ramona possible. And she is one of the greatest housewives of all time because she brings the drama, doesn't kill the party, and is just quintessentially Ramona. So she walks in and it's like the most Ramona walks up. You're just smiling,

even if you hate her and she says the worst thing, you just have to appreciate it. So she walks up,

doesn't say the worst thing, she's pleasant because I stand by the fact that housewives are also

just women. Yes, they're very desperate. They're very thirsty and, you know, they want it more than anything. But you wouldn't know that unless you were on a show with them. Before Kelly Ben-Simo was on the show, people were like, oh, she was married to J'Jel Ben-Simone, and she goes to the fashion shows. And she seemed chic. Then she comes on the show, and she seems like a fucking train wreck, like half the rest of us. people are like just people that you see at cocktail parties. You have

no understanding of how they interact, how they flow. You just think they're this thing. Famous people,

people who used to be big on television, like they come on reality television, then they seem like

loser train wrecks. So she walks up to me, we start talking. She tells me a couple little secrets

about the show, which I will not divulge. And I give couple little secrets about the show, which I will not divulge.

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