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🗓️ 16 September 2025
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We're all DREADING going to the big destination wedding. PLUS: Leave North West alone and Imposter Syndrome
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:16.5 | Oh, it's time to talk about weddings. |
| 0:18.1 | So someone this weekend was just like, I have to go to this wedding in this place. And then another person had this other big event in the other place. And then someone else had a big birthday party on a Sunday night, like a big elaborate birthday party at a private club. And every one of these people was dreading it. Okay. So it was three different types of events. One was like a sweet 16. One was like a birthday party. One was a wedding. |
| 0:40.1 | Okay. These were all high-end expensive items. Okay. As I'm saying this to the younger generation, |
| 0:45.6 | okay? In each case, they were probably like easily six-figure events, okay? And in each case, |
| 0:51.6 | the people were dreading going dreading. |
| 0:55.9 | So I have another friend who's talking about the wedding for her kid. |
| 0:59.6 | And I'm like, okay, well, I'll give you some gram rules about when it should be, when it shouldn't be, et cetera. |
| 1:04.6 | And she doesn't want to deal with it. |
| 1:06.6 | She doesn't want to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars. |
| 1:10.1 | Like for context, you can take a yacht with, like, probably 12 to 15 people on, like, a major, |
| 1:16.3 | like, you're a celebrity yacht for six figures. |
| 1:19.3 | Like, let's say, $150,000 with, like, a crew and you could do it properly, okay? |
| 1:25.9 | For a meaningful trip, you could also have a gorgeous house or a down payment |
| 1:29.4 | on a house, right? Or buy a bunch of amazing stocks that are going to go up. Or you could burn three |
| 1:35.9 | times, four times that in some cases, and have everyone going dread it. Dread it. And then complain |
| 1:43.0 | about what the food was like, compare it to something else, |
| 1:45.2 | talk about the flowers. We're like, like, the way that I don't think that everybody should |
| 1:49.6 | go to college, I also don't think that everybody should have a very expensive, elaborate |
| 1:54.6 | engagement party, wedding, the bat mitzv, all these things. I'm just telling you, people don't |
| 1:59.5 | want to fucking go. So if you're doing it for yourself, do it for yourself and have the rest of the people be like either on Zoom or streaming or AI because the people don't want to go. |
| 2:10.1 | I'm just shooting straight with you. |
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