Okay, so the Martha Stewart Netflix documentary is out.

And I've seen people talking about it, and I hadn't watched it yet. And it's so weird,

like I forget all the stories I have. I honestly do. People always hear me tell these throwaway

stories. I'll focus on the most stupid thing like a chicken salad sandwich for hours. And then I'll

just throw away a story that my friends and colleagues or business people will be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

That hat.

What do you mean?

Why don't you write a book?

I'm like, what are you talking about?

Like, it'll be something.

It could be about J-Lo, about Ellen, about Sia, about anybody, about Brett Ratner, Jerry Bruckheimer, Kathy Hilton, being Paris and Nikki's nanny, like all these fucking

crazy stories. And so I'm thinking like Martha Stewart, everyone's talking about Martha Stewart right

now. I have 20 stories about Martha Stewart. Like how am I not talking about Martha Stewart?

So basically, I just on TikTok was like telling little anecdotal stories about Martha Stewart and people

were like riveted. Like, oh my God, give me the next part. So I'm going to give you all of it

and a little more here because I guess people find it interesting to hear about Martha Stewart

from my perspective. So let's go. Okay. So I am at a dinner with a group of people when I'm broke living in a studio apartment in

Manhattan. There used to be a place called da Solvano, which was an Italian restaurant where a lot of

fashion people used to go. It's on 6th Avenue near Bar Pity. And it was a thing. And especially

during fashion, we could be crowded. And the food was good. It just

was a vibe. One of those things where, like, the owner is drunk all the time. He actually shares my

birthday, which is interesting, which is today. So, Solvano's birthday was November 4th, I remember.

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