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Why everybody was on Lauren Sanchez's ass about what she wore to the inauguration, I'll never know.

And then, like, they're showing pictures of Mark Zuckerberg looking at her boobs.

I don't know.

He could have been looking that way, and she has boobs.

You're allowed to look at someone's boobs. He didn't have sex with her. Like, whatever. It's like if you're looking the wrong way, I've sometimes caught eyes with someone by accident and like seen them catch my, I mean catching their eye and I wasn't even looking at them. But in that moment, my eyeballs caught there as if it was on camera,

like, oh, Bethany steals a glance with George Clooney while Amal stands by. Like, I just don't

know if Mark was looking at her tits and she has boobs and that's okay. But everybody's acting.

Like she went in for the Pope to be anointed.

Like she was at an inauguration.

Okay, Trump has seen some boobs.

Yes, there's, I guess, an appropriate attire for inauguration.

I don't know what it is.

You can't win for losing.

You're supposed to be yourself, be honest, not try to be somebody else.

But then when you do something that everybody

decides is not appropriate because they are assigning their own value to it, then they kill you.

And she hasn't been this type of famous, which no one's ever been this type of famous for that

long. She's a public personality married to one of the most powerful men on the planet

earth who's a

gazillionaire billionaire like not a normal billionaire like there are normal people there are

then normal rich people then there are normal rich famous people then there are fucking

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