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Okay, so Kim Kardashian is my guru, my Gandhi, my North Star, my shaman, my life coach, all because of one moment that I hope actually was her and wasn't some manufactured AI reproduction of her.

But people on TikTok share clips of other people.

So it'll be like Kardashian clips or Bethany clips. And so you don't know where it came from.

But I just landed inside Kim Kardashian's bathroom where she had candy broken all over the top of the bathtub,

like the surface next to the bathtub,

which we can unpack later or never for my mental health journey.

But then, I guess there was a letter or some indication that an elf had come, or many elves had come to her house.

These are the Calabasas elves.

And her bathtub was filled with liquid chocolate.

Now, I'm a bad parent because moments like that would be hard to appreciate the cuteness and the thought, which is the most important thing, because when I'm going to be buried in the box, I'm certainly not going to be worried about the chocolate ring mark around my bathtub. Maybe I'll be buried in the bathtub.

Maybe I'll be right in the bathtub with chocolate. I don't know, but I do know that in that moment,

if I walked into my bathroom and I saw that it was filled with liquid chocolate, I would have

anxiety. I would just have anxiety. I would have anxiety. I would just have anxiety.

I would have anxiety.

I also don't know that I would want to drink it.

I don't love liquid chocolate that much.

I just would start to worry about who's cleaning it up and how.

And everyone in the comments was like, well, staff's going to clean it up.

Like, okay, still.

Even with 75 and staff, I would still have to control myself.

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