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🗓️ 26 December 2024
⏱️ 15 minutes
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A hilarious deep dive into stain disasters, dog chaos, and couch-saving secrets. Practical tips with a side of laughs.
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0:29.2 | Terms apply. |
0:31.3 | Music I want to talk to you guys about stains because I think they're super important. |
0:46.1 | And I've decided that dealing with a stain is often approached in the same way as a teenager or when you were younger or when you were in |
0:57.0 | your 30s even like 20s, 30s, even 40. I think I stopped at my 30s picking your face. |
1:03.2 | Let me explain. Okay. Any of you who never had a pimple, get the fuck out of here and we're not |
1:07.9 | interested. But if you have had a stain on your couch or rug, stay. So, so everybody could stay. Everybody could stay. Because if you've had a stay in on |
1:14.5 | your rug or couch or something and or had a pimple, this is going to work. Okay. So I never had |
1:22.2 | bad skin. But if I had a pimple, I used to need to get it out. I used to need to get it out. My skin was always dry. I think that |
1:27.9 | when people are in our 20s, our 20s, I'm in 20s now, I'm 70. I'm not 70. When people are in their |
1:34.2 | 20s, they pick their face, but more importantly, they dry their face out. They use that sea breeze. |
1:39.8 | My daughter does it, the pimple patches. Like all the kids want to clear it as much as they can, |
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