I would love a real data statistic on people who lie about their age.

It's 2026. Like you can find out the details of someone's divorce.

Like you could literally find out their custody schedule. You could find out what they spent on lattes last year. So you could certainly find out someone's age. And there's a woman that I know

who's in her 50s, and she was talking about

the core wanting to join, and she says she lies about her age. I'm like, what are you talking about?

She's been single for a really long time, but I'm like, what are you talking about? What do you mean

you lie about your age? Like, you're starting anything on a lie.

Like, you are starting on a lie. We won't even take somebody who's not intentional, someone who's

honest, who's like, I'm not sure what I want. And we're like, yeah, well, pound sand. If you don't

know you want a relationship, this just happens to not be for you. But like, lying about your age,

how could you have a healthy

relationship if you started it on a lie? And so there's someone that I went out with and he is

older than I am. And in my opinion, significantly. I mean, the math is not lying, which is why

I say age is not just a number. It's a fact.

So if I go out with someone significantly older than I am, like, we're only going in one

fucking direction. We're going in the grave. Like, we're all, like, going towards that pot of

gold at the end of the rainbow. So whoever this person is, the older they are, the bigger gap in

age older than myself means the sooner they're going to get to the finish line, presuming that

I'm in decent health and taking care of myself and, you know, God forbid, something doesn't

happen. So, like, I would like to try to match us up in the race.

I also want to match up in the race based on where I am right now in my life, meaning, I don't know, I am chill, and I do like to be home and I'm a homebody and nest, and I like that.

But I'm also a little bit of a wild child. I am a 95% homebody, 5% lunatic. So if I go, we are going. But on that day, you just have to be ready. Your bags have to be packed and we're going. And I don't mean literally. I do mean literally because I could decide like tomorrow we're going to Tokyo because of an appearance. And I would like someone who would want to do that. But also, like, if I decide on a

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