This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed human.

Dating questions.

Me giving dating advice?

Yes.

Me giving stay in relationship and choose a good viable partner for the long haul. No. Can people give advice that are not good at the thing

themselves? Yes. Did I write a book called I suck at relationship so you don't have to? Yes.

So can I get a guy? Can I get the guy, bag the guy, bag the elephant?

Yes. Have men bought me gorgeous gifts and worshipped me and treated me like a princess and wanted to marry me over and over and over again?

Am I good in bed? Yes. Doesn't mean I'm an expert. Doesn't mean I'm giving stay married for 30 years advice. That is not me. You can ask me, but you'd be a fool. But it also doesn't mean that a person who can't do it themselves or hasn't been able to do it themselves or is blind when it comes to themselves can't give advice. Thank you. You're welcome.

Is it ever okay to text your ex's new girlfriend asking for a friend?

No.

This is psychotic.

This is sociopath.

This is insane.

This is giving desperado.

Mental.

No.

How do you know the difference between love bombing and actual enthusiasm?

It's disproportionate to what's going on. You first meet someone, they're a stranger. After the first date,

they're still a stranger. After the third date, they're an acquaintance. Doesn't matter if their penis has

been inside your vagina. You still don't know them. You don't know how they operate function, morals, values, kids, therapy, money, politics, parents, where they're going to live, private school or public, all the things, okay? No, you don't know. So they are a stranger. So if there is a disproportionate way that they are loving on you, doting on you, assigning to you, you need to know it. And you could be a love bomber. You could be a love bomb receiver. You could love it because you're so needy and desperate and in a low point and insecure that

...