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That's maximumfund.org slash join. It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio sweetheart. Jordan Moore's boy detective. Can I ask you a question, Jordan? Nope. No questions. Okay. Well, you thanks for listening to Jordan Jesse go.

You're going to listen politely to me while I tell a long story. You're going to go, mm-hmm. And then at the end, you're going to say that was fascinating.

All right, fair enough. Let's hear what you got. Okay. Um, oh God Jesse. I ain't got it. Well, Jordan. I was bluffing.

I called this bluff. I'm just a little bluffer. Have you had the experience that you're you get older? Yeah, I'll take your question. Okay.

Because if you I got nothing else. Okay. Open. It's good. Do you have something you want to do? No. I want to hear you know what I want to do, Jesse. I want to hear this question.

As you got older, have you found yourself getting contemplative? No, I'm trying to contemplate less. Really? Yeah. Just gets you into trouble. I just fucking bummed you out. If you've tried contemplating, it doesn't get you anywhere. What are you doing instead crossword puzzles?

Crossword puzzles. A lot of people are into the you know that New York Times app squirtle. Oh, I think you're thinking of word ol Jesse, but you said a Pokemon instead. Oh geez. Yeah.

From the New York Times. Oh, sorry. I'm thinking of Snorlax. Yeah. It evolves into word. Poryon. I played like two minutes of Pokemon. We constantly talk about Pokemon on this show. I don't know that much about it. Okay.

Here and now. Yeah.

Oh, it's detective Pikachu. Be like talking about gardening. If we just did a gardening shears run on every episode. That'd be great. Why don't we ever do any topiary shit? Let's try. I know about as much about that as I do about Pokemon. Have you seen fast shooting out of control? The number one topiary film?

Oh, now I have an uh-uh. Well, there you go. I mean, but I've never seen any Pokemon movies either. So I can just guess at what's in this thing. You know that I have a love of lifelong learning and that starts with watching the number one topiary film fast-cheaping out of control and ends with watching the number one Pokemon movie.

Detective Pikachu. Now in Detective Pikachu, all the Pokemon's live in town with I want to say Ryan Reynolds and they all go around.

Just solving mysteries and having underground battles. That's pretty cool. It's not so little boring. I mean, it's better than it could have been, which is probably if I really love Pokemon.

I would just be glad to see him, you know, in something that's not just you had a question about contemplating. I've just been contemplating a lot as I've gotten older. And today I was just thinking about how I'm 41 years old.

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